New Zealand man tries to sell... "Evil HP Wireless Printer (possessed)" online.
By Iain Sherwood, Aug 15 2016 11:28AM
He starts his advert on Trade.me.co.nz with:
“Words cannot express how much I hate this printer. It never works when I need it to - it's like it knows when I have to urgently print something. It randomly decides if it wants to work wirelessly or not. And scanning wirelessly? Forget about it!”
He goes on to say:
“So here's the deal you must come and collect it. If you twist my arm I might mail you the ink cartridges but only if the price is right.
Also if you, like me, think that Hewlett Packard makes the worst printers in the history of technology then I will SMASH this piece of sub-standard feculence into a million pieces on your behalf and send you a tiny bit of it for your collection. I will also post a video of the smashing to YouTube so you and all your friends can enjoy watching it get what's coming to it.
However, if you want to come and get it that's fine as well I guess - but be warned with this printer also comes its terrible curse.”
The advert clearly worked, as the printer has now been sold.
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